Jon and Megs are back and they can’t remember anything…
This podcast features No No Yeah Yeah by Chinese American Bear
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Kiss Off
Oh good, another episode where adulthood is optional and nostalgia is mandatory. This week on Secretly Timid: Meg survives Portland — yes, the land of artisanal toast and ironic rain — and reports back with travel tips you’ll never use but will nod at seriously. We mock-admire Linda Fiorentino’s career, celebrating her peak-of-cool indie vibes like it’s 1994 and we actually have opinions that matter. Then, because balance is important, we get weirdly fascinated by Ma Barker — crime mom or mythic villain? Spoiler: it’s messy and a little ridiculous. Finally, the hosts play tourist at Goonies filming spots, re-enacting childhood trauma and yelling “Truffle shuffle” for the laughs.
Featured song of the week: “Kiss Off” — The Dandy Warhols. Blast it and pretend you’re disaffected.
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Holeclene
Jon and Megs cover politics, nostalgia, queer tech, and travel in this episode of Secretly Timid. They discuss Donald Trump’s latest illegal war and why forgiveness for those who supported him isn’t something everyone is willing to offer.
The hosts also talk about the strange way memory works—like remembering watching Life Goes On growing up but not recalling a single specific episode.
Jon introduces the Kickstarter for the Polari device, a bold invention designed to reduce preparation time for bottoms using a small inserted ball—leading to some… spirited discussion. Megs also shares highlights from her recent trip to Sweden.
Featured Song:
🎵 Maybe Not Tonight by Lime Garden
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Disfruta Tu Semana
What do we talk about? We talk more Heated Rivalry…we talk some Epstein…we talk some local politics.
This episode features Beat Up Chanel$ by Slayyyter
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Heated Rivalry
Welcome to Secretly Timid circa 2026. On this podcast, Megs and Jon say goodbye to a friend, discuss the phenomenal new show Heated Rivalry, and, of course, touch a little bit on the current political state of affairs. Under his eye.
This podcast features Sideways by Ruins Kraft.
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Money D
Hello, friends! We’re back with a new episode of Secretly Timid. This podcast features Money Dick by Dust Congress.
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SBHG
ON this episode – difficult altercations and situations
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Like Her
On this podcast, Meg shares her recent experience at a convention, Jon talks therapy, and everyone thinks we are living in crazy times.
This podcast features, Like Her by Shelf Lives
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The Happy Dictator
Megs and Jon talk about the thing and have really deep thoughts.
This podcast features The Happy Dictator, by Gorillaz
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Buckets To Cauldron
In this episode, Jon and Megs catch up about Megs’ recent trip to Seattle, Washington, and Portland, Oregon, sharing some of the fun highlights. Jon also gets a bit personal and talks about how he lost attraction for an adult film star after discovering an unsettling fetish they were into. The featured song of the week is “Do Yourself a Favour” by Coach Party. Their upcoming album, Caramel, is out 9/26/2025.
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