Beef Jerky People

 

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid (with special guest Juicebox Dad aka Ruttiger Smoot), we’re back and everything is still pretty awful.  Jon talks about local awful, Otieno talks about men being awful, and Megan reminds us that dogs are subject to sexism too.

This week’s featured song is, “Life’s a Rave” by Ned Dylan.

Call You Out Your Name

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid, we’re Jonless and as bleak as always whilst we discuss the various micro and macro aggressions that categorize the modern political era.  Oh, and fat bears because they should totally conform to our body image issues and stuff, right?
Intercepted Podcast: Live from Chicago
Palmer Luckey, Oculus CEO’s donations to Congressman Steve King of Iowa.
HPV Vaccine Approved for Adult Use
Police will be required to report officer involved deaths under now US system
Jeff Sessions orders review of police reforms prompted by high-profile shootings
Jury awards 37 million to family of Korryn Gaines after police killed her in police standoff (the shooting officer was acquitted and later promoted to coporal)
Don’t Call Nikki Haley a Moderate.  She’s an Extremist on Israel, Iran, and Human Rights.
And the fattest bear in Alaska is…
This week’s featured song is, “Stay With Me” by Longwave

Mint Julep

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid, after a brief detour into the mechanics of self inflicted stab wounds, we offer our take on the only piece of news that anyone is talking about right now.  Yeah, sorry about that ya’ll :/

photo credit : Red Williamson

This week’s featured song is “(I’ve Still Got) Sand In My Shoes” by Calvin Johnson

All Apologies

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid we catch up on the catastrophes that our culture continues to be consumed with.  We discuss whether or not to give Michael Rapport the benefit of the doubt,  how the Department of Education’s efforts to ensure debt slavery remains a thing, and how men manage to continue to be unaccountable trash.

Some Links:

https://ifap.ed.gov/eannouncements/091918FSAPostsNewReportstoFSADataCenter.html

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/this-government-loan-forgiveness-program-has-rejected-99-of-borrowers-so-far-2018-09-20

https://www.npr.org/2018/09/15/647968261/devos-loses-on-student-loans-bezos-funds-preschool

https://www.npr.org/2018/09/13/647367937/student-borrowers-and-advocates-win-court-case-against-devos

This week’s song is “Blood Keeper” By Speedy Ortiz by way of Liz Phair

What the Fuck, Guys?

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid we discuss whether 45 is a Dadaist, how easy or hard it is to get to the right apartment sober, aaaand then things get a little heated.

This week’s featured song is “Bottoms Up” by Kings of Spade

Parasitic Love Vine

On this week’s very special episode of Secretly Timid, Jon talks about the River Series and videos games, Megan discusses slaps and spitting in the face,and special guest Brian Harmless tolerates aforementioned subjects.

This week’s featured song is “OMG!” by Yelle

Death Roll

On this week’s very special episode of Secretly Timid, Chris and Megan talk trivia, lack of commitment to Sparkle Motion, history of gore on the internet, serial killer culture and alligators vs. joggers.

This week’s featured song is Never Surrender Forever by Juiceboxxx.

Tour Dates:

FRI 31 AUG – Los Angeles, CA @ Hi Hat

SUN 02 SEP -Tucson, AZ @ HOCO Fest

THU 20 SEP – Des Moines, IA @ Vaudeville Mews

FRI 21 SEP – Lincoln, NE @ Lincoln Calling: Bodega’s Alley

SAT 22 SEP – Milwaukee, WI @ Cactus Club

SUN 23 SEP – Madison, WI @ Mickey’s

MON 24 SEP – Chicago @ Empty Bottle

THU 27 SEP – Berlin, DE @ Internet Explorer

FRI 28 SEP – Flensburg, DE @ Volksbad

SAT 29 SEP – Hamburg, DE @ Hafenklang

SUN 30 SEP – Neremburg, DE @ Kulturezentrum K4

TUE 02 OCT – Amsterdam, NL @ Q-factory

THU 04 OCT – Brighton, UK @ Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar

FRI 05 OCT – Bristol, UK @ Hy-brasil

SAT 06 OCT – London, UK @ Shacklewell Arms

Just The Two Of Us

This week on a very special Jonless & Saraless episode of Secretly Timid, Megan talks about living that pizza life, Otieno gets existential about…well, everything (again) and we talk about that nasty ass Catholic priest stuff. Fun!

Some Links:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVa8xxRypeg
This week’s featured song is “Flawless” by Dorothy

We Are Out Of Comfortable New Ideas

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid, Saraless, Otieno iterates why we need to stop giving the alt-right oxygen, Jon talks about how crazy (if at all) it is to steal a plane, and Megan convinces all of us that foot shaped potatoes are actually pretty impressive.
Some links for you :
This week’s featured song is “The Left Are The Real Fascists” by Neckbeard Deathcamp