I Beg Your Hymen

I Beg Your Hymen

 

Happy Easter!

On this week’s episode, Jon and Brian Harmless tackle all the issues. Every last one.

This week’s Hot Topics include:

Fort LeanThis week’s featured song is I Don’t Mind by Fort Lean

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Vadge Status

Vadge StatusHoly shitballs. My mixer broke. So we recorded the show on my iPad. Sorry for the sound quality…should have a new mixer by our next show! Oh, and we totally started to use that MEERKAT app- so we live streamed the show too!

This week’s Hot Topics include:

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This week’s featured track is “Greasy Mind” by Slug

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Check this out : Mitski – Townie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHFr3vRai90

3/5: Brooklyn, NY @ Music Hall of Williamsburg #
3/6: Washington, DC @ U Street Music Hall #
3/7: Chapel Hill, NC @ Local 506 #
3/8: Atlanta, GA @ The Earl #
3/10: Miami, FL @ Grand Central #
3/11: St. Petersburg, FL @ State Theatre #
3/13: Orlando, FL @ Dr. Phillips Center for the Performing Arts #
3/14: Gainesville, FL @ The Woody #
3/16: New Orleans, LA @ Republic #
3/17-21: Austin, TX @ SXSW
4/4: Asbury Park, NJ @ Asbury Lanes %
4/5: Providence, RI @ Spark City %
4/6: Worcester, MA @ The Firehouse %
4/7: Portland, ME @ Space Gallery %
4/9: Ottawa, ON @ House of TARG %
4/11: Philadelphia, PA @ The Attic Youth Center
4/22: Boston, MA @ The Sinclair &
4/24: Hamden, CT @ The Space &
4/25: New York, NY @ Bowery Ballroom &
4/26: Philadelphia, PA @ Johnny Brenda’s
5/8: Atlanta, GA @ Shaky Knees Music Festival

Shart Week

Shart WeekGuess who sharted? No, seriously…out of our cast…guess who sharted. This episode Nan, Jon, and Brian Harmless talked about recent controversies surrounding Sean Penn, Russell Tovey, and Patricia Arquette. They also talk about the movement to finally get a woman on the $20 bill. Oh- just for fun…what are your top 3 choices for women on the $20- also…how about a new slogan for the First Baptist church in Dallas? E-mail us at letters@secretlytimid.com

Ghostpoet-006This episode’s featured song is Off Peak Dreams by Ghostpoet

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Video Black Jack Off

Mischa-3-mischa-barton-16624430-1920-1200It’s official!! Please welcome Jermy Johnson to the Secretly Timid cast! On this week’s episode, Nan talks about her romantic weekend getaway, and Jermy analyzes Jon’s hatred for straight white men. Hot topics include- Eddie Murphy refusing to impersonate Bill Cosby on SNL’s 40th anniversary, a dumbfuck politician compares Planned Parenthood to ISIS, Plano claims a recent attempt at overturning their equal protection ordinance invalid, and Dallas opens its own transgender hospital program!

taggart-rosewoodThis week’s featured song is Samantha Corrie by Taggart and Rosewood 

 

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Vaguely European

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What’s up? On today’s show, Jon shares a weird urinal story and Brian moved. A bit later Jon and Brian totally got into it over hate crimes, but they made up before the show ended. Jon, Sarah, and Brian also talked about bottom-shaming and how uber-annoying it is when gay men bring up the fact that they are “tops” in casual conversations. Then they talked about the Republican party and learned that you shouldn’t make yogurt out of your vagina.

 

kcousinsThis week’s featured song is In With Them by Kissing Cousins

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I’m not gonna drop everything for your Boehner, dude

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Oh, it’s so great to have a week off every once in a while. On this week’s show, Jon, Nan, and Brian Harmless are welcome special guest Jeremy “Jermy” Elizabeth Johnson back on the show.

This week’s hot topics include –

Untitled imageThis week’s featured song is Last Words by Roniia

 

 

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Scale of A-Lingus

ScaleofALingusOn this week’s episode, Jon and Nan are joined by Jeremy “Jermy” – a musical man. The trio talk about one woman’s social experiment, a new oil spill, capital punishment, a new measles outbreak, and a cool new gadget which will alert you if you have had too much to drink.

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This week’s featured song is Addicted by JMSN

 

See you all next week!

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2 Million Dollars

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On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, Danielle shares her latest dance performance as one part of Slik Stalkings for George Quarts. Later, Danielle, Brian, and Jon discuss the Supreme Court agreeing to Rule on Same Sex Marriage this year, President Obama’s tax plans, Justin Beiber being offered to do gay porn, a Muslim group meeting for peace faced protesters, Kevin Hart says he will not play a gay role because of what people would think, Ted Cruz’s father fights against equality in Plano, Tx, and (oopsies) that glitter bomb company didn’t know what it was in for.

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This week’s featured song is “No Sudden Moves” by Dengue Fever

 

 

Have a great week!

 

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