Episode 79 : Lollipops and Armadillos

Happy Halloween Week!!! On today’s show Diane buys a house, Jon gets slow-rolled, and Paul and Danielle get older.

Hot topics include : a man with a 100 lb scrotum seeks money for surgery, a Ben and Jerry’s ice-cream flavor pisses off a humorless group of mothers,  an Irishman tries to turn his poo into gold (surprise, surprise…it doesn’t end well), a Texan woman is assaulted by a flying frozen armadillo, Miami bans the sale of “potheads” candy, a couple are caught having sex in a museum, and a new study shows a correlation between the amount of facebook friends one has and brain size.

Photo by Paul Bridgewater

This week’s featured song is “New Armor” by ANR.

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Episode 78 : Family Friendly

“Really? You’re not that big.” So says Diane. You wanna know what was big? AMC’s The Walking Dead premier! And Paul and Danielle were in attendance. WARNING. We spoil the F*&K out of The Walking Dead. Later, Jon plays a voice mail from The Bear Crawling Nation Live!’s Big C. Then Jon bitches and moans about categories and Diane wears a scarf.

Hot topics include : A sex toy goes on a rampage,  a family gets lost in a corn maze, a woman calls her ex over 1,000 times and smashes his windows with a 5 foot sword (seriously), and Topeka, Kansas will once again prosecute domestic violence.

Photo By Jeremiah Satterthwaite

This episode’s featured music is “Somewhere, Virginia” by We Are The Willows.

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HumpDay Funny : Urban Glee

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This week’s HumpDay Funny comes courtesy of the hilarious web series, BandWagon.

If you have yet to see the series, head over to YouTube and check it out. Namaste, bitch.

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