Secretly Timid Tuesdays

Friends, listeners, lovers, just a quick note to let you know that our production schedule is once again changing. We were rocking the Wednesdays for a couple of weeks, but you know what…hump days are made for humping, not podding. Also, you know we are all Grad students, so each semester our schedule changes. Well, I think this change is for the better. I introduce to you….Secretly Timid Tuesdays. Please, join Jon, Diane, and Jill from 1 -3 ct on Conversations with Rick Vanderslice, then get ready for an all new episode of Secretly Timid! We also have some new episodes of “Open Mic” and “Art Appreciation” in the oven. Thanks again for listening! If you haven’t already, please rate us/review us on iTunes.

CHEERS to a great week. What are you doing for New Years Eve?

Episode 18 : Asteriks

Pretty boy Stanton Stephens fills in for Paul Tran as the quartet take on in-flight baby slapping, Starbucks lingo, and words we didn’t know we were mispronouncing. They also discuss the untimely death of Dr. Frank Ryan and answer a listener question about long distance crushes. And later Diane tosses around racist pet names.

The featured song for today’s episode is “Ozark Empire, or a Snake Oil Salesman Comes to your Town” by Listener Project.

Episode 17 : Just Enough

To the cast’s amazement, Ms. Diane was on time. This week’s episode is chock full of creamy goodness. The quartet discuss the most dramatic exit ever to grace the interwebs, a criminal who prefers to squirt his DNA on his victims, the worst person in the world, and one politician’s affiliation to a secret society. It should be noted that a cast member may or may not be affiliated with the same secret society.

Today’s featured song is “Miss Marylou Carreau” by Mason Proper

Episode 16 : Waiting for Diane…

After Diane finally entered the cat studio (after a cat fight between Paul and Jon) the quartet took to the mics and started episode 16. News items included one Republican’s twitter barebacking confession, a store manager using Jesus to dissuade a would-be robber, and controversy over the sale of an old confessional. Later, Jon gets emotional over the proposal on ‘The Bachelorette,’ Jill shocks everyone with her ‘Real World’ knowledge, and the quartet gives advice to a listener who constantly gets cockblocked.

The featured song for today’s episode is “Everyone’s Dead” by The Homophones.

Don’t forget to tune in next Tuesday (August 10th) and watch Jill, Jon, and Diane sit in on “Conversations with Rick Vanderslice” on Rational Broadcasting from 1 -3 ct.

Oh, and Prop 8 was declared unconstitutional! Drinks are on us!!

Open Mic with Secretly Timid : Matthew Limpede

Mathew reads his short story, One Day.

Matthew S. Limpede was born and raised in Lewisville, Texas, a suburb just north of Dallas. He has a long history of affection for the arts, beginning with writing in his formative years. Throughout high school he participated in theater, and he continued writing and worked on several plays and screenplays while attending NYU Tisch School of the Arts. After 4 semesters, he decided he preferred the warmth of Texas and continued his degree work at UT Dallas, where he discovered the art of the short story and the textured world of literary fiction.

Matthew continues to write while working fulltime in a north suburb of Dallas. His short story collection, You Can Grieve Your Dreams Too, is nearing completion. The collection is a series of interrelated stories that explores the power of dreams both literal and figurative as characters try to find themselves and their place within the urban landscapes of Texas, California, and New York.

Matthew is also currently the editor of Carve Magazine, an online short fiction magazine.

Episode 15 : Too Pretty for Radio

Ashley and Stanton sit in for Diane on what turned out to be one hilarious episode. Between talks of spiritual crystals and Halloween costumes, the ensemble tackled a variety of different topics including : a teenager who survives a 16-story fall in New Zealand, sandwiches in cans, strange Scottish beers, a dating website for the beautiful, one family’s odd choice of discipline, and a blog which showcases some amazing baby pics. The ensemble also dish out bar advice and Paul can’t pronounce Jill’s maiden name. It’s “Hoes” btw. Oh, and Stanton is very, very pretty.

The featured song for today’s episode is “The Sugar Cube” by Kristina Cox

Episode 14 : What to do with a Bedazzled Bible

On this week’s episode the quartet discuss why parents hate parenting, passive-aggressive wedding presents, Facebook’s spotty customer service record, and alien contingency plans. Also, Jon wears a Diane themed shirt and Paul is on T.V.

The featured song for this week’s episode is “Hey Jimmy” by The Theater Fire.

Highlight of Jill’s Summer (And Possibly Diane’s, Too)

The RaceTrac Freefill Cup is easily one of the best things that has happened to me this summer.

This little plastic vessel has been a minister of love and harmony during the long, hot days of June and July in Texas. For only $6.99, I have scored the ability to help myself to unlimited refills of soda and frozen drinks through Labor Day weekend. In return, RaceTrac has secured every tank of gas I have purchased in that same time (and that’s a lot of gas, since I’m teaching summer classes 30 miles from my house!). Additionally, the big RT has benefited from my recent addiction to Reese’s Pieces and ReeseSticks, which I purchase exclusively in conjunction with Freefill stops. I suspect I have eaten my weight in those things this past month.

Moments after we recorded Episode 12, Diane was also initiated to the sacred fellowship of Freefills. We enjoyed 22 oz. each of (Diet) Dr Pepper in the RaceTrac parking lot, and marveled at our ability to “go out for drinks” in such a fun and thrifty manner. At last check, D had already gotten double her money’s worth out of the deal, and RaceTrac nabbed at least one fill-up of her trusty Buick.

Thus, I salute you, RaceTrac, for your brilliant marketing ploy. While in previous summers I distributed my love of carbonated beverages amongst your competitors (64¢ 32oz. drinks from QuickTrip, $1 drinks at McDonald’s, and Sonic’s half-price Happy Hour), my patronage has now focused exclusively on your fine establishment. I am fully aware of the consumer-corporate exchange at work here, and perfectly at peace with it. I would buy gasoline anyway; I would consume dentally-nightmarish quantities of Dr Pepper anyway. You have claimed my business and my heart. At least until September 6.