Death Roll

On this week’s very special episode of Secretly Timid, Chris and Megan talk trivia, lack of commitment to Sparkle Motion, history of gore on the internet, serial killer culture and alligators vs. joggers.

This week’s featured song is Never Surrender Forever by Juiceboxxx.

Tour Dates:

FRI 31 AUG – Los Angeles, CA @ Hi Hat

SUN 02 SEP -Tucson, AZ @ HOCO Fest

THU 20 SEP – Des Moines, IA @ Vaudeville Mews

FRI 21 SEP – Lincoln, NE @ Lincoln Calling: Bodega’s Alley

SAT 22 SEP – Milwaukee, WI @ Cactus Club

SUN 23 SEP – Madison, WI @ Mickey’s

MON 24 SEP – Chicago @ Empty Bottle

THU 27 SEP – Berlin, DE @ Internet Explorer

FRI 28 SEP – Flensburg, DE @ Volksbad

SAT 29 SEP – Hamburg, DE @ Hafenklang

SUN 30 SEP – Neremburg, DE @ Kulturezentrum K4

TUE 02 OCT – Amsterdam, NL @ Q-factory

THU 04 OCT – Brighton, UK @ Sticky Mike’s Frog Bar

FRI 05 OCT – Bristol, UK @ Hy-brasil

SAT 06 OCT – London, UK @ Shacklewell Arms

Just The Two Of Us

This week on a very special Jonless & Saraless episode of Secretly Timid, Megan talks about living that pizza life, Otieno gets existential about…well, everything (again) and we talk about that nasty ass Catholic priest stuff. Fun!

Some Links:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVa8xxRypeg
This week’s featured song is “Flawless” by Dorothy

We Are Out Of Comfortable New Ideas

This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid, Saraless, Otieno iterates why we need to stop giving the alt-right oxygen, Jon talks about how crazy (if at all) it is to steal a plane, and Megan convinces all of us that foot shaped potatoes are actually pretty impressive.
Some links for you :
This week’s featured song is “The Left Are The Real Fascists” by Neckbeard Deathcamp

Proud Of Your Stacked Boys

On this week’s very special episode of Secretly Timid, Jon kicks ass at poker (duh), Megsy wrestles a plush carrot (not a euphemism), Sarah eats goat liver and bleeds, and Otieno takes his mum to a metal show.

This week’s Hot Topics include:

Our song of the week is “Borrowed Repertoire” by Chris Welch and the Cicada Killers.

New Age Ninja

On this week’s episode, Jon discusses She-Ra and female assertion, Chris talks about the death of responsible food criticism and Steve Albini, and Megan educates us on Ninja shortages and the lengths to which one will go for a satisfactory piece of cake.

Some Links :

Japans Ninja Shortage 

She-Ra

The Waitress

photo credit : Vlad Sepetov

This week’s featured song is “Ask Me Anything” by Neil Frances

Sorry To Bother Your Rub n Tug

This week on a very special and Sarahless episode of Secretly Timid, Jon gets schooled about something that he has no interest in knowing about anyway (pssst…it’s vaginas), Megan talks about her fiery cave, and Otieno gets contextual….again.
This week’s featured song is, “Bisexual” by GRLwood

We All Live in a Coffin Submarine, A Coffin Submarine

This week on a very special Jonless & Sarahless episode of Secretly Timid, special guests Victor and Kevin (we don’t know either) assist us in discussing not 45 directly, but the ways in which 45 is affecting both the planet and ourselves. And hey, those Thai kids might be okay.  Maybe.
How about some links?
This week’s featured song is “Doesn’t Matter” by Christine and the Queens

Rez-Election

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This week on a very special episode of Secretly Timid, Megs visits Switzerland, Otieno resurrects a guy, Jon considers making’ whoopie at work, Sarah drinks a Mango Rum Lassi (and Jon is confused); and super-special guests Shira and Aheri help us take a moment to feel the love.

This week’s Hot Topics include…well…last week was super rough…so the hot topics was all of THAT.

Photo by Dustin Schneider

This week’s featured song is “New Mexico” by Henry the Archer. Check them out at the Double Wide August 10th!!

Ashurbanappalled

On this week’s Secretly Timid…Sarah gets stuck in a sex dungeon, Angela goes to training with a tattooed God, Jon navigates a Difficult Altercation, and Megan gets grabbed by the arm.
This week’s Hot Topics include: MS13, immigration/familial separation and Hot Dog Water in Canada.

photo by Jess Hao

This week’s featured song is “Ashes” by The She’s
PS! Check out Megan on an upcoming episode of the Porpoise Crispy podcast!

Special John

On this week’s special episode…Jon and Megan are joined by John from the Hoaries and the Porpoise Crispy podcast. This week, John has a revelation about  the range of choices available to adults, irrespective of quality, Jon has conversations about Trans people, and Megan sees the glorious repeat of a concert from 22 years prior.

This week’s Hot Topics include:

  • Chris Hardwick is accused of emotional and sexual abuse
  • A man is found guilty of attempted murder after trying to kill his wife not once…but twice.

This week’s song is Diet of Change from Hoaries. Check them out live, when they open for Joan of Arc at Main at Southside July 6th!