Lizzie from Limmerick

By Jon Lee Hart

There once was a woman from Limerick

Who met a man who suffered from limp dick

The solution, you see

came from a Corgi’s wee-wee

But alas, the woman…she fell sick.

Online Signs

By Paul Tran

A lady once met a man online

Their love of sexy dogs was a sign

She agreed to come over

They heavy pet poor Rover

Her allergy buried her in pine

Poor Rover

By Dr. Michael Austin

So often fetishes cross fine lines,

But people refuse to change their minds.

If with dogs you lie

it might cause you to die.

One shouldn’t have coitus with K9s.