Betrayed by Love

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I don’t know where the title comes from. Brian named it.

On this week’s show, Nan, Jon, and Brian interview local journalist, writer, and musician Christopher Mosley. Mosley is known and beloved by many in the Dallas music scene. Topics include (obviously) music, journalism, the justice system, and double penetration.

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This week’s featured song is A Well Adjusted Man by Coastgaard

 

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The One Where We Become Shills for Hillary Clinton

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On this episode, Jon, Nan, and Brian shill for Hillary Clinton.

Other topics include alcoholism, arguments, and Kesha.

emotionalThis week’s featured song is Hand 4 Hire by Emotional 

 

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Not That Simple

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Happy New Year!

On this episode of Secretly Timid, Nan, Jon, Brian, and Jermy interview DGDG founder and former full-time co-host of Secretly Timid, Danielle Georgiou, about her upcoming artivism performance called, Not That Simple.

The one-night only performance is this coming Thursday, and is free to the public (although donations are encouraged). Please, join us and learn more about the people seeking abortions in Texas.

For more information about Not That Simpleclick here 

For more information about Danielle and DGDG – click here

Other topics include proper flatulence ettiquette, Jon’s cat being in heat, and artist Megumi Igarashi being arrested for her vagina art.

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This week’s featured song is, “Poor Handwriting” by AudioOpera

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Woman of the Year

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So…we didn’t protest the Dallas Baptist Church…

This week’s hot topics include:

P.S.- we are going to be taking some time off- but we will return!

IntelThis week’s featured song is Whip My Valet by The Intelligence

 

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Bloodfeast

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On this week’s show, Jon, Jermy, Nan, and Brian Harmless talk a lil bit about politics. Later, there was a total MUTINY and the group declares all future topics will only be pop-culture-centric.

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This week’s featured song is Whenever You See Me by Kitty, Daisy, and Lewis 

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You Can Get Banged Standing Up

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On this week’s show Jon, Nan, and Brian are joined by special guest Sarah Ruth. She’s a local musician in about fifty bands as well as a solo project. Topics covered on this week’s show include the Sandra Bland story, the Louisiana shooting, the Ashley Madison hack, and the Gawker extortion piece. We also discuss the morality of crowdfunding luxury rehabilitation stays.

Ravi ShaviThis week’s featured song is Indecisions by Ravi Shavi 


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The Handsome Gorilla

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On This week’s episode, the group talks colors, the Handsome Gorilla, and other stuff I forgot about.

 

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This week’s featured song is Play It Again Dick by The Sandwitches

Shart Week

Shart WeekGuess who sharted? No, seriously…out of our cast…guess who sharted. This episode Nan, Jon, and Brian Harmless talked about recent controversies surrounding Sean Penn, Russell Tovey, and Patricia Arquette. They also talk about the movement to finally get a woman on the $20 bill. Oh- just for fun…what are your top 3 choices for women on the $20- also…how about a new slogan for the First Baptist church in Dallas? E-mail us at letters@secretlytimid.com

Ghostpoet-006This episode’s featured song is Off Peak Dreams by Ghostpoet

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Mischa-3-mischa-barton-16624430-1920-1200It’s official!! Please welcome Jermy Johnson to the Secretly Timid cast! On this week’s episode, Nan talks about her romantic weekend getaway, and Jermy analyzes Jon’s hatred for straight white men. Hot topics include- Eddie Murphy refusing to impersonate Bill Cosby on SNL’s 40th anniversary, a dumbfuck politician compares Planned Parenthood to ISIS, Plano claims a recent attempt at overturning their equal protection ordinance invalid, and Dallas opens its own transgender hospital program!

taggart-rosewoodThis week’s featured song is Samantha Corrie by Taggart and Rosewood 

 

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A Traditional, Baptist, Hardworking, Lady

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On this week’s episode of Secretly Timid, Nan and Brian are stoked for the new season of Mad Men, while Jon is foaming at the mouth for the new season of Orphan Black.

This week’s Hot Topics include:

SnowbirdThis week’s featured song is All Wishes Are Ghosts by Snowbird

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