Episode 95 : VD

Happy Valentine’s Day!!!! The show is just a true Comedy of Errors. We’re talking phone rings, bumpers running amok, and chords being unplugged left and right. We could edit all that shit out…but we believe that it is the flaws that make you beautiful.

On today’s show Diane is Between Here and Cool, Danielle is not easily offended, Paul apologizes to Alonso Duralde, and Jon wants to get tasered.

Hot Topics include : Whitney Houston passes away, women want to be beat by Chris Brown, being sleepy and drunk leads to creativity, a model with a 20 inch waist just lurves chocolate, and CPAC brings out the closet cases. Other topics include this past week’s The Walking Dead mid-season premier (SPOILER ALERT MOFO’S!!) and this coming week’s premier of Survivor and The Amazing Race.

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This week’s featured song is “Sweet Sour” by Band of Skulls.

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Episode 75 : Pederasty

Good Day! On today’s show Danielle sees Neon Indian, Paul hack’s Jon’s wifi, and Diane looks pretty. Hot Topics include : A Brazilian man has snakes and turtles in his pants, a man chronicles his sexual escapades with a dolphin, an Alabaman town offers offenders a choice : church or jail, judge orders Casey Anthony to pay double the cost of the investigation, a child brings a crack pipe to show-and-tell, and a UPenn professor was a no-show on the first day of class…because he passed away 5 months earlier. Other topics include Survivor and the Amazing Race…and the difference between “white” and “white-white.” Oh, and Jon rants about a past English Professor.

This week’s featured music is “4 Minute Mile” by Bell X1.

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Episode 58 : Boy’s Night

It’s boy’s night at Secretly Timid. Jon changes his inappropriate ways and Paul shares his favorite podcasts. The two then talk comic books and the season finale of Survivor, The Amazing Race and Celebrity Apprentice. News stories include Lars Von Trier’s Nazi speech at Cannes, residents at a Singapore apartment drinking corpse-tainted water, Canadian parents who are keeping the sex of their child a secret, and another woman hiding things in her lady flower.

This week’s featured song is “Go For the Throat” by The Elected.

Episode 56 : Reality Tie-Dye

Jon, Jill, and Paul throw the hot topics aside and devote the entire show to trashy, rashy reality television.

This week’s featured tune comes courtesy of Alex Winston and is called “Sister Wife.” If you like what you hear, purchase her stunning EP on Amazon.com.

Episode 30 : Life in Mono

On a very special mono-rific episode the group discuss why that “time of the month” shall now be called “Shark Week,” the correct pronunciation of new speaker of the house John Boehner’s surname, and how creepy Koch Industries own everything. Other topics include The Amazing Race, what famous musician asked Danielle out to dinner, The Dallas Desire lingerie football team, an amazing contestant on Wheel of Fortune, hilarious auto-correct fails, and little douche’s.

The featured song for today’s episode is “And We Lean In” by Tresspassers William

Note : Here is a link to the article Jon talked about on the show. He got so many facts wrong. Still so fascinating.